One thing my current employer’s doing right
May 11, 2008
So as mentioned, I’ve bought a house. It’s a classic 80-year-old old Hogtown brick home (somewhere north of ‘dump,’ south of ‘featured in the Globe Real Estate.’).
We need to install ducts for our heating/cooling system, and after about an hour spent scouring the Web for specific duct information I can arm myself with when chatting with my contractor to sound half-way intelligent, i came up donuts, until a gave Y! Answers a spin.
See the operative word above is ’specific.’ I found out all sorts of general information on ducts, advertorial on ducts, technical information on ducts that didn’t answer my question and left me inclined to skewer my eyeballs with bamboo shoots.Then I posted my question on Answers, and voila – objective, valuable advice from the Answers community on installing ducts inside or outside your home’s existing walls (question below).
Sure, Answers has downsides: not in love with the user experience from a navigation perspective, has it’s fair share of ‘expert’ airheads, more than the odd attention-seeking freak and teens looking for quick answers to history essays, but it’s invariably a great place to get specific, decent info and opinions on any number of topics where a traditional algorithmic search engine ends in a series of dead ends or at least mired in a mass of loosely related topics.
Try it out next time you find yourself inclined to Google a question over 100 characters.
And it also proved that, yes, my wife is always right.
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My house is so web 2.0
May 9, 2008
So out of nowhere, the agent/owner we bought our new house from (bit complicated) up and informs us that our house has a website complete with blog/comment functionality, an embedded video player featuring of our pad, a blog roll (well, links to local clubs and newspapers).
It also has links to the house survey and floor plans.

How cool is that to happen upon? Sorry scooter, you’re taking a back seat (awesome) for a while to the wild and wacky world of home ownership. Figure I’ll bounce back and forth with updates here, and at the home blog. Hopefully blogging – and scotch – will assuage some of the stress bound to come in simultaneous renos on the basement and main floor starting in about a month.
Cut-and-paste blogging goes fancy pants
May 3, 2008
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So I’ve now combed the entire Internet and completed the ‘great pimping’ of my My Yahoo! home page with every conceivable RSS feed i could possibly want to read. Indeed, I’ve been combing the web for what seems like 2.5 decades straight. One might say a tad obsessive, made all the more obsessive due to the fact that I can now blog directly from said home page now filled with endless blog topic sources using the fanc-dancy Google add-on app. ScribeFire. Very cool tool I’d forgotten about.
’bout to check out Clipmarks now.
Awkward moments in scooting history…
April 30, 2008
Yes, the scooter’s the one with the coke-bottle glasses in the schoolyard of 2-wheeled vehicles, invariably found pinned against the fence by a Harley looking for a free lunch. Yet it’s the scooters’ very ‘nerdish leanings’ (a term pulled from animated nerdette Lisa Simpson) that attract so many to the (usually) faux leather saddle and undersized wheels.
Fat guys with complexes ride hogs – it takes real guts to ride a scooter with defiant pride…
So let’s all celebrate these painfully awkward gods of the 4 stroke below. Ride on brother, ride on…or levitate, whatever the case may be.
(Speaking of 4 strokes, I found out the difference between 4 and 2 stroke engines. In short, in the case of 4 strokes, a ’symphony of mechanical events occurs.’ In the two stroke engine, this symphony downgrades to the hippie in the subway station with the harmonica and upward turned hat, wherein, events in the engine are ‘integrated into one simple downward stroke, and one upward stroke.’)
1) Mr. Hoover Scooter – his facial expression would suggest he’s actually hovering over the Grand Canyon. Not sure the bicycle helmet’s going to do much.

2) Rocket powered scooter – ride on buddy, right into a lifetime of of gauchies.

3) Me and the Segway incident.
yep, that’s this guy. Let’s just classify 2004 as a personal best in awkward, the one i should have had at 13.

Emissions efficiency battle royale
April 20, 2008
Not unlike when Andre the Giant took on half a dozen midgets, this battle royale pits 30 scooters against 1 Toronto city bus in a tilt for our times to see which side outgreens the other.
According to one commenter’s number crunching, the Wasps win:
Also, check out the Vespa ad here from their ‘go green’ campaign… if you dare. You think its catchy until it turns into the equivalent of auditory waterboarding once it latches unto your brain for the next 3 days.
As promised: A monkey riding a bike
April 14, 2008
in video format even
scratch that, I ride a Monkey bike
April 14, 2008
As fate would have it, my formerly parallel ‘interests’ in simians (especially those wearing tuxedos and carrying trays of martinis over their heads) and scooters have now neatly blended into one, elevating this new hybrid result to the status of ‘obsession’.
Behold, the Monkey Bike.
‘This gives the rider a crouched appearance, making him look like a stylized image of a squatting monkey, hence the name.’
….diligently hunting for a shot of an actual monkey riding a monkey bike.
I own a scooter… you gotta problem with that?
April 6, 2008
Oh yes, scooters can ride with the wolves any day my friend. If Quadrophenia didn’t sell you on that undeniable fact, then this bad boy sure as Shinola should.
If Peter Fonda’s ride had a sidekick in Easy Rider (to match his own wildly stoned sidekick, Billy, played by wildly stoned Dennis Hopper), it’d be this guy.
Think Scrappy from Scooby Doo.


